Saturday, December 28, 2013

Babe Part 2: More exploits of the best and worst mare in the world.

After two seasons learning her trade, Babe became a reliable, honest, and eager foxhunting machine.  Yes, we had our embarrassing moments. Certainly there was frustration. Could I even catch her if I woke up at 5:30 and had to load at 7:00? Maybe, maybe not. Her complete refusal to be caught posed a challenge that often bested my anguished efforts. Many mornings, nobody else was required to come in from her field, so why the hell should she have to? As the clock ticked I’d resort to new lows, bringing a bucket of feed into the field as she slowly inched forward, took a whiff of the air, then turned away. It was as close as I’d get. There was one particular morning I recall, where there was a mare she was second to. It was the only time in Babe’s life she was not the alpha. And this mare who dominated her dominated ALL. She was a food whore, and not at all difficult to catch. She was brutal about managing her herd and none of the horses questioned her authority. So here I come, bucket in hand, halter over my shoulder, and up walks the queen bitch. I toss some grain on the ground, and walk by her, as she hungrily snorts it up. Soon enough she’s following me as I make my way to Babe, who stands with ears pointed toward us, a bemused smirk on her face. She waits until I am exactly one arm’s length away and turns her head away from me, ambling off a few steps. The evil dominatrix mare is closing the gap so I fling the end of my leadrope toward her to fend her off. She turns her head briefly, but not her body. She wants that grain. Babe wants it too, but there is too much risk involved. I shoo away a few other interested horses and keep pressuring Babe. Finally she breaks into a jog to get away from me. At this point, the feral mare is hot on my trail. I turn around and yell at her, swinging the leadrope hard at her face. She begins to swing around and to my dismay, instead of turning to go, she’s loading both barrels. Her aim is damn good, but I see it coming and duck away but not quite quickly enough. Her right rear grazes my temple and takes me down. I scream a streak of pirate-worthy profanity and throw the bucket at her wide ass, smacking it square. She instantly turns around to enjoy her reward. I get up, brush myself off, and admit defeat. Babe is standing by, ears twitching. I did end up hunting that day, because when I went into the barn I was quite livid and my friends Jennifer and Nelly were able to catch her.
        Once caught, the worst was not necessarily over. We did have to manage trailer loading as one would manage a full scale military coup. To load her, I would be on her left shoulder with a chain shank (over the nose and up the cheek for best results), another person would be on her right shoulder, and someone would be behind her with either a lunge whip or, better yet, a broom. We would funnel her on, and if there was any exit door left open, Babe would use it. Once I very stupidly did not have the chest bar raised, and the side door in front was open. With a quick assessment of her size and the door size on the way in, Babe smartly went all the way through. I did not make that mistake again. Another time, when attempting to load to go home from a meet, I had Nelly to help behind, and I was at her head. Babe would just walk up the ramp half way, then simply turn her neck and bolt off. I was inside, and my arm nearly got pulled out of the socket before I let go of the rope. She would run to the same person every time, Geoff Ogden. He just happened to be chatting beside his trailer with someone, directly in her escape path. He graciously caught her as she repeated her maneuver at least three times. I believe he said on the third, “Next time I’m just keeping her!” I assured him he could have her if he could just load her on a trailer, any trailer. Even Jeff Blue had a hand in trying. He walked up and said, “Here, let me try.” Finally, enough people got involved that she was overcome and relented to being loaded. There were times that it actually was worse. The time at Glenwood, when it was a small field, and we came in with the last group. Nelly had Lucca, who also didn’t load extremely well, so I said, “I’ll just throw Babe on and help you with him.” Ha ha  ha!!! No way. Babe took one look at the empty trailer, and bolted. Took off at a dead run toward home, also ironically toward the infield of the race track. As she entered the enclosed infield, Nelly, and the one remaining soul kind enough to stay behind, Richard McWade, mounted up and cowboyed after her. The bitch actually had to be chased down and rounded up before she allowed Nelly and Lucca to grab her face. Thankfully the leadrope was intact. I grabbed her from Nelly at the gate and the three of us got Lucca loaded first, then Babe. Honestly if there had not been a fence around that course, it would have gone differently. Like the time we were at Bolinvar. I remember Merrilyn had rolled her ankle the week before, and then out hunting had banged it on a tree. She was so ready to go home. We went to load, and given Merrilyn’s ankle in searing pain, I attempted to load without help. Nope, bad idea. Babe pulled away, turned her head toward home, pointed her ears, and galloped off in the exact direction of her field. Merrilyn said, “We have to go after her!!!” And so we hopped in a car and drove along the road, watching as the black dot of her flanks got smaller and smaller in the distance. As Babe disappeared into the woods, Merrilyn said “What should we do? She could run into the road!” I said, “She’s going home. Let’s just pack up and meet her there.” I knew this to be true, and I also knew the shortest distance between Bolinvar and home was across fields and woods. No roads. So we loaded everyone else and went home. Sure enough, there she was, in full tack, standing by the gate of her field. I have so many memories of Babe from that field, the lower right one at Foxcroft. I once caught her without incident, and was happily chatting away on my phone with her leadrope draped casually over my arm as she grazed just outside the gate. I was just about to hang up and walk with purpose to the barn to tack up. She sensed my complete inattention, and high tailed it into the gap between the two fields. “Ha HAAA!” I thought, DEAD END.  The way between the fields was cut off by a run-in shed. There was only about an eight foot distance between the two fence lines. Easy, I thought. I will just walk up to her, and seeing she’s trapped, she won’t resist. WRONG. As I approached, she turned to look at her field. She was four feet from the fence. Like a deer, she simply launched herself back in. I was simultaneously irate and thrilled. What a majestic feat, to see her jump a board fence, from no distance. I remember taking a moment to let her enjoy being in her field before going after her. I did catch her that day. As obstinate as she was to be caught, she was all joy to ride. Her prowess in the hunt field was unparalleled. She never seemed to put a foot wrong and never refused. She was literally a dream to ride, once she realized she didn’t need to hurry. She compensated so well for my lack of riding skill. She was brave – never spooked that I can remember. She was agile and quick, and quite powerful. Most of all, Babe was brilliant fun.

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