Paisley the Blonde Babe and my Horse Spray Recipe

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

On December 11, 2015, I went to look at this cute little butterball horse, and as soon as I met her, I felt like she was the one. I got on her and we took a fews spins around the ring, then we went on a little hack with two other horses my friend was looking at. We ended up in a little field that has a stream beside it, so we went down into the stream, and then did some work in the field. There were some logs and little coops to pop over. She was easy, relaxed and fun. I didn't need much to convince me to thrust a check into the hands of her previous owner, this horse was going to be mine!

 

I mean, just look at her! My daughter immediately nicknamed her "Peewee" for her diminutive size. (she was 15.2 at four when I purchased her, but now she's 15.3) Her first moment turned out at her new home, she jumped the 4-board fence to get to her buddy DeGroot, who had been bought by my friend the same day. They'd ridden side by side in the trailer for four hours, so who knows what kind of bond they made. Aside from that aberration, she has been easy and fun from the moment I got her.  She has only had one major spooking incident, when I was leading a group of three horses at a trot, and suddenly from a grove of Russian Olive trees, about ten deer bolted across our path. I hit the ground before I could blink.

The best news is she didn't go far, and although two of us came off, we both got back on and finished our ride. Since I was feeling very confident on her, and she was being so level-headed, I decided to go ahead and hunt her. She was really quite good!

 Here are my notes from her first time out, January 3, 2016:

 The meet was at Groveton (MH). Paisley was amazing. She had ¼ cc ace. Perfect at checks, reverse fields, and managing insanely sloppy terrain through wood and field. Gave cows a wide berth but no big deal. Seemed fit and not really knackered after 3.5 hours. Followed Merrilyn and Abel the whole time.

Our next outing (St. Patrick's Day, March 17, 2016) was also a success. The meet was Ellerslie (BRH). She had ¼ cc ace. She was very good! A little up right when we set off, but settled in perfectly. She was a saint when I had to hop off to get a sticky gate, Nelly ponied her through, then she stood very well for mounting. She did have to spin quickly round to face some cows but other than that was really wonderful. Nelly's seasoned hunter Stuart was our buddy. 

After these adventures, we had a fun summer of trail rides, jumping things, and really just enjoying being together. Unfortunately, at the end of summer, she contracted both a terrible case of rain rot and a tick-borne illness (anaplasmosis). In addition, she had a very bad reaction to foxtail, a bad weed that can be found out here. So the start of our hunting season was not great. She had two outings at Foxcroft, and the first one was a trail ride, and right at the beginning, as we were going up the big hill by the back gate, a lady's horse went batshit and she went down. There was a lot of commotion with the horse going bonkers, calling the ambulance, etc... she was literally perfect for all of that. When we left the scene and found the trail ride group, she did a great job of trying to convince a stubborn horse to cross a little trickle. He never did cross it, but she went back and forth about six times trying to give him a lead. Everyone was really impressed that she was only five!

Next we had a great day at Tir Na Nog, (MH), on November 12, 2016. She had no ace. Great weather, stayed behind Abel on Cassie and Lele on Socks the whole day. Mare was very good, footing was trappy, and there was really not much action, but altogether a great day and wonderful breakfast after, hosted by the O’Connors.

Our next Foxcroft meet was Fox/Hound day, November 19, 2016 (MH) I should have given her ace. She had a sore mouth from foxtail, was recovering from horrible rain rot, and the parading up to Covert and packed together field made for a stressful day for the little mare. It was a lot of stop and go, and a horse with a red bow got right in front of us and made me very nervous. Tried all day to avoid him. Then, another horse behind us crawled up her ass and annoyed her. By the end of the day she was not having it anymore, and was having bucking fits. The only saving grace is that she was very good at checks, reverses, and at keeping appropriate distances. I think her mouth was sore though. Thankfully when I had had enough of her bucking tantrums, the field headed in. Not the best day.

Lessons learned: 
1. My mare has very sensitive skin, so flysheet and rainsheet are a MUST. 
2. I started mixing my own bug repellent so hopefully that will help combat the ticks. 
3. I need to take her temperature daily so I can notice a sudden temp spike. 
4. A good leader is a must and she's really comfortable in the back.

That being said, I'm pretty happy with little blondie. She's a bit sassy, a bit hormonal, very sensitive, but smart as heck and brave. In other words, a blonde version of Babe. Now I know, I'm a mare person.

* Bonus - my horse spray concentrate recipe is below!*

Instructions: use only organic, holistic grade essential oils. I use Bragg's Organic Apple Cider Vinegar. Mix everything together in a mason jar (I make 2-3 batches at a time) and bring to the barn. Pour entire mixture into a fly spray bottle and add water to top. Shake vigorously before applying.

1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
1/2 cup witch hazel
1 Tbsp citronella oil
1 Tbsp rosemary oil
1 Tbsp geranium oil
1 Tbsp lavender oil

elegy to a departed saint

Ode to David Bowie
Judy Gamboa, January 11, 2016

Brushing droll hair back from pink lids, waking from slumber, 

transported in a squeaky jalopy to my youth in California

when David Bowie was my boyfriend. 

On a vapid night of orange summer, we were on the lam -

we screamed away on his motorbike, 

on the run and love-mad.

Kooks and bitches chased us through the broken city,

careening down the vacant roads, trailing behind us gilt confetti. 

Gray metropolis faded to sweetly opened green

as the dawn presented a lush pastoral scene

we tucked ourselves away in the cathedral of a dusty barn

and there found refuge in the golden hay

wrapped in his leather I awoke to a bluebird’s strident song

and cried in my pillow -

my hero was gone.

Babe Part 2: More exploits of the best and worst mare in the world.

After two seasons learning her trade, Babe became a reliable, honest, and eager foxhunting machine.  Yes, we had our embarrassing moments. Certainly there was frustration. Could I even catch her if I woke up at 5:30 and had to load at 7:00? Maybe, maybe not. Her complete refusal to be caught posed a challenge that often bested my anguished efforts. Many mornings, nobody else was required to come in from her field, so why the hell should she have to? As the clock ticked I’d resort to new lows, bringing a bucket of feed into the field as she slowly inched forward, took a whiff of the air, then turned away. It was as close as I’d get. There was one particular morning I recall, where there was a mare she was second to. It was the only time in Babe’s life she was not the alpha. And this mare who dominated her dominated ALL. She was a food whore, and not at all difficult to catch. She was brutal about managing her herd and none of the horses questioned her authority. So here I come, bucket in hand, halter over my shoulder, and up walks the queen bitch. I toss some grain on the ground, and walk by her, as she hungrily snorts it up. Soon enough she’s following me as I make my way to Babe, who stands with ears pointed toward us, a bemused smirk on her face. She waits until I am exactly one arm’s length away and turns her head away from me, ambling off a few steps. The evil dominatrix mare is closing the gap so I fling the end of my leadrope toward her to fend her off. She turns her head briefly, but not her body. She wants that grain. Babe wants it too, but there is too much risk involved. I shoo away a few other interested horses and keep pressuring Babe. Finally she breaks into a jog to get away from me. At this point, the feral mare is hot on my trail. I turn around and yell at her, swinging the leadrope hard at her face. She begins to swing around and to my dismay, instead of turning to go, she’s loading both barrels. Her aim is damn good, but I see it coming and duck away but not quite quickly enough. Her right rear grazes my temple and takes me down. I scream a streak of pirate-worthy profanity and throw the bucket at her wide ass, smacking it square. She instantly turns around to enjoy her reward. I get up, brush myself off, and admit defeat. Babe is standing by, ears twitching. I did end up hunting that day, because when I went into the barn I was quite livid and my friends Jennifer and Nelly were able to catch her.

        Once caught, the worst was not necessarily over. We did have to manage trailer loading as one would manage a full scale military coup. To load her, I would be on her left shoulder with a chain shank (over the nose and up the cheek for best results), another person would be on her right shoulder, and someone would be behind her with either a lunge whip or, better yet, a broom. We would funnel her on, and if there was any exit door left open, Babe would use it. Once I very stupidly did not have the chest bar raised, and the side door in front was open. With a quick assessment of her size and the door size on the way in, Babe smartly went all the way through. I did not make that mistake again. Another time, when attempting to load to go home from a meet, I had Nelly to help behind, and I was at her head. Babe would just walk up the ramp half way, then simply turn her neck and bolt off. I was inside, and my arm nearly got pulled out of the socket before I let go of the rope. She would run to the same person every time, Geoff Ogden. He just happened to be chatting beside his trailer with someone, directly in her escape path. He graciously caught her as she repeated her maneuver at least three times. I believe he said on the third, “Next time I’m just keeping her!” I assured him he could have her if he could just load her on a trailer, any trailer. Even Jeff Blue had a hand in trying. He walked up and said, “Here, let me try.” Finally, enough people got involved that she was overcome and relented to being loaded. There were times that it actually was worse. The time at Glenwood, when it was a small field, and we came in with the last group. Nelly had Lucca, who also didn’t load extremely well, so I said, “I’ll just throw Babe on and help you with him.” Ha ha  ha!!! No way. Babe took one look at the empty trailer, and bolted. Took off at a dead run toward home, also ironically toward the infield of the race track. As she entered the enclosed infield, Nelly, and the one remaining soul kind enough to stay behind, Richard McWade, mounted up and cowboyed after her. The bitch actually had to be chased down and rounded up before she allowed Nelly and Lucca to grab her face. Thankfully the leadrope was intact. I grabbed her from Nelly at the gate and the three of us got Lucca loaded first, then Babe. Honestly if there had not been a fence around that course, it would have gone differently. Like the time we were at Bolinvar. I remember Merrilyn had rolled her ankle the week before, and then out hunting had banged it on a tree. She was so ready to go home. We went to load, and given Merrilyn’s ankle in searing pain, I attempted to load without help. Nope, bad idea. Babe pulled away, turned her head toward home, pointed her ears, and galloped off in the exact direction of her field. Merrilyn said, “We have to go after her!!!” And so we hopped in a car and drove along the road, watching as the black dot of her flanks got smaller and smaller in the distance. As Babe disappeared into the woods, Merrilyn said “What should we do? She could run into the road!” I said, “She’s going home. Let’s just pack up and meet her there.” I knew this to be true, and I also knew the shortest distance between Bolinvar and home was across fields and woods. No roads. So we loaded everyone else and went home. Sure enough, there she was, in full tack, standing by the gate of her field. I have so many memories of Babe from that field, the lower right one at Foxcroft. I once caught her without incident, and was happily chatting away on my phone with her leadrope draped casually over my arm as she grazed just outside the gate. I was just about to hang up and walk with purpose to the barn to tack up. She sensed my complete inattention, and high tailed it into the gap between the two fields. “Ha HAAA!” I thought, DEAD END.  The way between the fields was cut off by a run-in shed. There was only about an eight foot distance between the two fence lines. Easy, I thought. I will just walk up to her, and seeing she’s trapped, she won’t resist. WRONG. As I approached, she turned to look at her field. She was four feet from the fence. Like a deer, she simply launched herself back in. I was simultaneously irate and thrilled. What a majestic feat, to see her jump a board fence, from no distance. I remember taking a moment to let her enjoy being in her field before going after her. I did catch her that day. As obstinate as she was to be caught, she was all joy to ride. Her prowess in the hunt field was unparalleled. She never seemed to put a foot wrong and never refused. She was literally a dream to ride, once she realized she didn’t need to hurry. She compensated so well for my lack of riding skill. She was brave – never spooked that I can remember. She was agile and quick, and quite powerful. Most of all, Babe was brilliant fun.

Babe Part 1 - the first in a series of memories and accounts of her wonderful life.

Babe was born May 12^th, 1995 in Wilmington, Vermont. I was her second owner and got her when she was 2 years old. My friends Lenny and Diane found her for me. About a week after I got her, Lenny and Diane took me out to see the place Babe was born. It was mud season, which is the time in Vermont between Winter and Spring. The sky held gray, and even at midday there was no warmth. All the snow was gone, but brown was the overwhelming color of the landscape. We took mostly gravel roads to the isolated property, which was a small place in partly cleared woods. In a half-acre dirt paddock sided by a dilapidated shed row barn were about a half dozen horses. The farmer let me into the paddock and he and Lenny and Diane leaned on the rail. He held an open cardboard 12-pack of bud cans in his hand, which he offered from. I said “no, thank you.” The fence was a thrown together combo of wire, gates, and odd lengths of board. There was a dearth of forage and no hay was evident. All the horses crowded me, hoping that I bore food of some kind. Two huge Belgian mares, one of which was Babe’s mom, plodded over and sniffed me. “That there’s Babe’s mama,”  he said, pointing to the one nearer to me. I petted her big face, and she snorted softly. She and her sister were almost identical.  They had foaled at the same time, and Babe’s cousin was a beautiful liver chestnut colt. Both mares had been bred to the same Morgan, and although they were chestnut, Babe was solid black with a big star between her eyes. She had a finely featured face, and excellent feet. There were two other colts in the yard, yearlings. Clearly they just had too many horses; therefore we fell into the good fortune of acquiring their least favorite one. He said Babe was “a tough one” and his daughter, who was training the colt in a cleared area outside the paddock, said, “She’s tough alright. You gotta always use a chain on her.”  She offered to come work with her and help me break her. I said I’d let her know.

I had fallen in love with Babe. She’d been a freakshow coming off the trailer, and I could tell she was glad to be parting company with her first humans. The girl had pulled her off the trailer and yanked the chain over her nose, and Babe reared back, grunting. She spun around but the girl was able to get her into the barn and stuffed into the stall. The presence of hay and grain were all she needed to embrace her new home. As I watched her eat, I thought about how twenty years earlier I’d lost my second horse, a sweet mare, to colic. I always knew some day I’d have another horse in my life. I didn’t plan to get another horse, but suddenly here she was, a skinny 2 year old barely halter broke. That night I went back to her stall to look at her. I made a promise to her that I’d never be cruel and that I’d always love her. I was mostly able to keep that promise. She tested my resolve right away, when I began to do ground work with her.  I would lunge her, ground drive her and lead her, and we had a great time. Most of the time, she was pretty darn sweet. I’d lead her around with me everywhere and she followed along because for every 15-20 minutes of her attention, she got about 20 hours of being left completely to her own devices and there was plenty for her to eat. But if suddenly she decided she was done being led around, she’d turn her head, and simply bulldoze ahead in the direction she wanted to go at a brisk trot. I’d go after her, and as long as there was a leadrope attached, I could grab her. I was so foolish, and gullible. She was training me; and making certain that I knew her strength and her will would never be a thing I could dominate. I guess I never really wanted to.

We moved to Virginia in August 1999, when Babe was four. I’d gotten her started under saddle and was boarding her in Middleburg with my friend Nette, who wisely knew upon seeing her that she’d make a good foxhunter. Nette was a former eventer who loves dressage, so she offered to work with Babe. When Nette attempted to get her to go on the bit, Babe literally dumped her on the ground while breaking out of the fenced ring. Nette curled up in a ball, and Babe rather daintily avoided stepping on her. So much for going in a frame or any of that nonsense. Somehow though, Babe became a favorite with whoever was in her field. Nette’s two mares were like her sisters. They were great together, except that Babe had a thing about being caught. So when Nette was bringing in horses to feed one morning, Babe decided to pass on breakfast, as she was busy on the nice grass. Once she saw that she was alone, and her friends were inside, though, she changed her mind. She walked up to the gate, and pushed her fat chest against it, hoping it would just pop open and she could escort herself in. It was a pretty solid gate though, so it took more effort. She leaned hard. Instead of the gate giving way, the post itself gave way. As it came down and she crashed through it, a gate-hinge gouged her, probably cracking a rib, and she had a permanent dent there for the rest of her life. It didn't break the skin, never lost hair, it was just a dent in her side at the exact spot where the hinge and her body met. That spot on her side never healed, and I loved to touch it as I groomed her, feeling that thumb-sized indentation that marked her stubborn, piggish personality. Another time, when she was separated from those two mares of Nette’s, Babe tried to climb over a gate into their field and didn’t quite make it. She was stuck for a bit of time halfway over the gate, front legs on one side, back legs on the other side. She finally did make it to the other side. I doubt anyone tried to separate them again after that.

            After Nette moved to Maryland, I was in limbo for a while and didn’t really have a great place to board. Thankfully, I was offered a place for her at Foxcroft, where I had recently been hired. Foxcroft would be Babe’s home from age 7 to age 17. As soon as I got Babe settled in, Nelly and Merrilyn said, “come hunting with us!” And so, without any idea what the hell I was doing, I did, and boy was it a complete disaster the first few times. Well, for the first year. Or two. She didn’t have any real vices, such as kicking or bucking, she just wanted to GO. She did not like the checks, because standing around is bullshit when you are an all business kind of mare. And the whole idea of waiting your turn and jumping in an orderly fashion was also complete rubbish. If the horse in front of her was taking too long to approach the coop, she would just blast by and get the job done. One thing she always did, and I loved her so dearly for it, was take care of herself. Which meant she took care of me. Nothing scared me, because I knew in my heart she would do whatever it took to get us through it. I wish I had taken care of her as well as she’d taken care of me… the few times she had footing mishaps, I could have prevented them by riding better. Once, running up a washed out trail with deep gullies from rain runoff, I should have legged her over, but I didn’t, and she slipped into the ditch, doing a complete face plant. I was on the ground in a fetal position just knowing that she’d pick herself up and be on top of me, and although one of her bare feet did step right in the middle of my back, it surprisingly didn’t hurt at all. After some kind soul ahead of us caught her, I got back on and rode for another hour. She had dirt on her face, and I had a footprint on my back. We were both blissfully happy.

Babe in Vermont, 1997

Babe at two

Baby Babe